I got a crush on you al sharpton
Im attracted to your gum line and the lines that form above your eyebrows when you address the issues in the community.
The real meaning of unity would be the merging of you and me
Id make you sweat your perm out if ever granted the opportunity

See this is why blogging under the influence should be prohibited
You’re catching the glimpse of a mistake im the one who has to live with it

An AA meeting is in order, even though I doubt that would work
I woke up this morning screaming I concur captain Kirk

So So space-y
Maybe a psych ward would be the best place to place me
Or maybe I just need someone to embrace me

But no one’s here
Sometimes I feel as if no one care, and that’s the thought that leads to one more beer---> and one more beer---> and one more beer
Until my vision is as gray as al sharptons hair.

If im not dyeing why should he
Allow me time and in time I might see that drinking is no longer the thing for me.

But until then, I’ll be sitting in my den with 4 six packs of corona and six 4 foot Mexican men. With al sharpton on my mind bearing the worlds biggest grin